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Tuesday, December 6, 2016

YES, the Russian in SHOCK does NOT HAPPEN…


HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Today, August 20 is the birthday of famous poet Vladimir Vishnevsky: he is not only a very old friend of “MK”, but our colleague the member of the Union of journalists and the Moscow Union of writers, the Russian Pen centre and the actors Guild of Russia. And still Vladimiracademician of the Russian Academy of humor and Eurasian teleakademii. And it’s not talking about his work in film (more than 20 tapes) and on TV and violent public activity in the field of philanthropy.

Since 1985, when he became a widely published, Vladimir Vishnevsky has become a true classic of its genre: his poems included in the Anthology “Stanzas of the century”, and the birthday boy was repeatedly recognized as one of the most quoted writers of Russia, and on his works in 2012 in one of the departments of the Russian language even defended thesis “Linguistic features of idiostyle V. P. Vishnevsky”. And in addition to dozens of published books since 2010, Vladimir manifests itself as an artist — as a co-sponsor of the art project “Isostasy”, which is in the most significant exhibition venues of Moscow.

In General, all the virtues of Vladimir is still not listed… Therefore, we can heartily wish him to continue in the same spirit!

And as we congratulate the Poet, and congratulations to our poetry.

Wisniewski now the birthday boy —

Handsome, gentleman, actor…

Let me be naive

And to repeat a famous encore:

Vladimir, You’re a Poet from God!

Talent does not tolerate plagiarism

And You said so much

That will congratulate You with a quote… (all the following)

So, Vladimir Vishnevsky, specially for “MK”:


photo: Ivan Skryplev

TO FORGIVE — TO WIN

…I visit pedestals

not often… I made a great halo…

I dedicate my victory to

all his defeats.

BELOVED, LET’S STOP RЕКЛАМУ!..

Rекламой Life enhanced —

Fact so triumphant:

“Software developer” —

“Orgasm from Seducer!”

In HELL and YOU will KNOW WITHOUT the BADGE

…Already and come into Hell

interested carefully:

“Do You have our discount card?..”

TRENDSTYLE

…Start with the good… No, better news!..

…The trend is only possible in language —century

Refer to the murderers: “Colleagues!..”

…Of innocence are not, in any time.

Any of us has ever broken.

…The ADRENALINE interested in us —

when you go in person…

…I really won’t forgive You

If I were you rashochetsya!..

Well …now we need to go

on the level of premarital sex.

…”Greetings to participants of the flash mob!”

(And the turnout absolutely: both.)

SO SNEEZE — AND THE GADGET IS OUTDATED…

…Let me get better comrades,

whose main instinct for us:

we are left with the most reading

phone

a great country!..

IN THE ERA OF ETHICS MOBILE…

Novelty-it — in abundance!

So, I’m calling from the heart: “Hello, friend?!”

But his voice roaming the fright.

My Novoselovo — to touch — there is a typical INDRAWING

(YOU’RE USELESS WITHOUT MOBILE PHONES…)

WHO WOULD INSULT, THREATEN…

That at the peak of the Arctic North, —

Hardly in the South who accuse.

But that the East, alley, weak, —

Of course this is the West’s fault.

*!*

Destiny, lights… it Can all take shape!..

It remains only to agree with me…

EXPERT

…Of course, vicious…

But the prospect of medium — term!..

Revealed crisis (your “so called”)

for Optimism Foundation.

There’s a chance and not live to the time

when will burn all the savings!..

■ ■ ■

I did as you can see, everything is impossible.

Wake up, please, make a possible…

Leading — Ganguli of Gvilava, E-mail: satira@mk.ru

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