As you know, the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. Apparently, it is from this wisdom, several preparerow it decided to build the Academy of film USA, announcing a new rule of awarding “Oscars”.
photo: Mikhail Kovalev
The new rules initially caused some panic among the voters and those who courted the public. Indeed, the rules sounded to the ear almost like a death sentence: “Member of the Academy won’t be invited to events, not associated with views, parties and dinners reasonably be regarded as influencing the members or undermines the integrity of the voting. Those members that fail to comply with these rules will be conditionally to forfeit his membership for one year for the first violation and for subsequent violations will be excluded from the Academy.
But in Hollywood and its surroundings with their “culture of glamour” is very difficult to determine what is considered “not” influence. Indeed, in these tabernacles Dоm Regdrop champagne is flowing like water from the sink.
Here are the members and began to scratch their heads and necks. To the rescue came a very detailed explanation of the rules that (explanation) do not leave much from these rules. As it turns out, academics are allowed to absorb gratuitous hors d’oeuvre receptions, hosted by the producers, provided that these hors d’oeuvre will not cause they have “too much pleasure”.
Promoters Oscar awards for documentary film by ESPN Films”, J. O.: Made in America” on the trial of an outstanding athlete O. J. Simpson, who killed his wife and her lover, was going to send out invitations to academics to lunch at the restaurant “Craft” in the Hollywood Century city this week, but the new rules stopped them and forced them to think deeply about. Is that too much?
Because “rigid rules” of the Academy were rubber, academics and their seducers decided to ask the creators of the rules — or not? in order not to fall into the trap.
And here it turns out that cheese balls and stuff on the trays is OK. But the lobster in two pounds is already… Views of appetizers valid, a two-pound lobster — no.
As they say in the circles of fans to wash down the lobster champagne, the Academy plans to focus its efforts on producers and distributors, leaving the rest themselves academics, accustomed to salmon, salmon and caviar and all the same “Dom Perignon”.
And you say cheese balls!
Balls good in my head!