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Saturday, March 24, 2018

Minister Ulyukayev and green monkeys

“That’s according to my friend, Anton Siluanov, you have to head to take some price and from it we build our lives. The chances that the price will be right, exactly the same as the probability to meet in the street the green monkey — 50%: either meet or not. Same with the price of oil: let’s take the zero, let’s take a minus ten. I think this is a completely pointless exercise”.

Alexei Ulyukayev, Minister of economic development of the Russian Federation.

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Review of Department head of primates Alexey SUSLOV: “Monkeys with bright green, like the green paint, the color does not exist in nature. There is a green monkey — genus of primates from the family of martikovich, wool they petrovita close to herbal notes. This is one of the most common primates found in Africa. But the chance to meet in our country at the street the green monkey is not so low: in the Russian zoos, they are not uncommon, in addition, they often contain animal lovers. And in the South of Russia vervet monkeys can be seen at the beach photographers”.

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